Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Tuesday

Hey. Hey. Nothing too much happening here today. Running some errands and working at the Nursing Home this evening. Unfortunately, I have no inspiring stories to tell you. Here is something funny. It did not originate with me.... I saw it on Cyres Tyler's blog.

English Phrase / Chinese Translation.
"That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong.
"Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding.
"See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao.
"There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King.
"Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni.
"Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan.
"I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni.
"I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat.
"It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim.
"I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching.
"This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King.
"Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao.
"Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo.
"He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka.
"Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu.
"Great"......................... Su Pah