My random thoughts....* What is that hideous thing growing out of my chin?? AAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh. Give me tweezers or give me death.
* I wonder if there is a market for skin... I seem to have quite an excess these days.
* Having two hands is overrated... hold baby with one, load dishwasher with the other.
* WHERE IS MY THIRD HAND?? Hold baby, Pat baby, need one more to get something done.
* No one told me after the baby is born ... you still wear maternity clothes.
* Where is the Postpardum line of clothing? You know - where is a size 0 is actually a 10, a 2 is actually 12, 4 is .... get the idea??!! I think it would definitely help the roller coaster hormones. :-)
* Why do people say they slept like a baby - when a baby wakes up every two hours??
* Baby is fed, dressed, happy. Mommy is showered. Mission accomplished for the day.
Matt's Postpartum - having a child has caused my husband to lose his mind.
- At the gas station, he took off the gas cap, swiped his card, chose gas... and proceeded to stand there. Until it hit him - that you actually have to put the nozzle in your gas tank.
- He went into a store to return something...and left the item in the car.
- Sunday morning, he put a shoe on before he had his pants on.
- I am seriously starting to worry about him??!!
Just a side note for my family. Played scrabble last night. I played queue - my Q was on a triple letter score and I got a double word score... total of 66 points. I was quite impressed with myself. I finally beat Tiffany - for once in my life!!!
